Thursday, April 28, 2011

From the mind of Peter Brown...

Listening to MGMT, I realized how awesome I was. I was in the top 4 in Brown League and my stock was still rising. So what if I am 122 innings over right now. I am sitting Fausto Carmona today to cut down on my innings. I heard that Trot Nixon got a butt knot from driving up from Florida to Boston after Spring Training. It kept him out of the game for a month. I don't think mine is as bad as that although there were certain moments last night that I didn't think I could go to work today. Falling and writhing on the floor at about 1 AM didn't boost my confidence. Waking up at 6 AM(pain is a good way to get up in the morning), I popped some pills and took a little nap and here I am, as good as new! Butt Knot is still there but tolerable!!! I just looked up butt knot on the internet and I don't think I'm using the right word. What I have feels like a muscle pull in my left cheek. Just wanted to clear that up. The definitions were kind of gross!

Anyways, my team is having a career year! Every player(besides Carlos Santana) on my squad who needed to step up has!!! I even have Placido Polanco who is the hottest player in the game and can't even crack my lineup. I'm reading 2 books right now. Tales from the Goon Squad and a memoir by Juliana Hatfield. They are both on my Kindle which is possibly wicked awesome! I joined twitter but I haven't posted anything yet. I also haven't been to the 99 since Friday, the 22nd. I'm going for a record.

Tonight is "No TV" Night at my apartment...not sure what I'm going to do. I am going to a Wilco show with Sam and Tim and families(I think Families) but I don't really like Wilco. Jeff Tweedy, in my opinion, is kind of a dink. But I'm still going to the concert. Anyone else who wants to come, can!!! You're invited!!! Also going to go camping at the end of May. I haven't been invited yet but I think I will still go!!! Me and Josh pulled a trade off in Umass league. I traded two hurt guys and got the hottest player in the league: David Wright!!! Man, am I mint!!!

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