Life according to Bobby Chanst: Who's Hotter?

or............................

I changed my mind!

This guy has catapaulted Bull Frogg to the Top 6! 2 HR's and 10 RBI's yesterday!

This guy has been killing Senor Olympics! Thurs night ERA: 189.00

From the mind of Peter Brown...

Listening to MGMT, I realized how awesome I was. I was in the top 4 in Brown League and my stock was still rising. So what if I am 122 innings over right now. I am sitting Fausto Carmona today to cut down on my innings. I heard that Trot Nixon got a butt knot from driving up from Florida to Boston after Spring Training. It kept him out of the game for a month. I don't think mine is as bad as that although there were certain moments last night that I didn't think I could go to work today. Falling and writhing on the floor at about 1 AM didn't boost my confidence. Waking up at 6 AM(pain is a good way to get up in the morning), I popped some pills and took a little nap and here I am, as good as new! Butt Knot is still there but tolerable!!! I just looked up butt knot on the internet and I don't think I'm using the right word. What I have feels like a muscle pull in my left cheek. Just wanted to clear that up. The definitions were kind of gross!

Anyways, my team is having a career year! Every player(besides Carlos Santana) on my squad who needed to step up has!!! I even have Placido Polanco who is the hottest player in the game and can't even crack my lineup. I'm reading 2 books right now. Tales from the Goon Squad and a memoir by Juliana Hatfield. They are both on my Kindle which is possibly wicked awesome! I joined twitter but I haven't posted anything yet. I also haven't been to the 99 since Friday, the 22nd. I'm going for a record.

Tonight is "No TV" Night at my apartment...not sure what I'm going to do. I am going to a Wilco show with Sam and Tim and families(I think Families) but I don't really like Wilco. Jeff Tweedy, in my opinion, is kind of a dink. But I'm still going to the concert. Anyone else who wants to come, can!!! You're invited!!! Also going to go camping at the end of May. I haven't been invited yet but I think I will still go!!! Me and Josh pulled a trade off in Umass league. I traded two hurt guys and got the hottest player in the league: David Wright!!! Man, am I mint!!!

Tiger you dog...

email me to be part of the Uchitel fan club...

Timbo and Bull Frogg pulled off a trade this weekend

Haren and Rodney for Dunn and Nunez...what side do you like?

The 2 fine gentleman have had a great start to the season!

...sitting on top

"This League is nawwwthinggggg"

The Moveinator is in the mix up top the league with a steady diet of Weaver and Votto, the kid should be there all year.

What a terrible wake up on your birthday...

...losing 12.5 points in the blink of an eye! Happy Birthday Senor Olympics, good show so far!

Pete has parted ways with his lover boy...he now joins Team Riz

The Daily Brown Innings Update (DBIU). Kid is running a high of 120 over

Mr Brown is projected 55 innings over his limit already...is this his strategy or demise?

I almost forgot! This guy is in first!

The Smith's woke up in the basement this morning...

I was there for awhile, stinks down there. I feel like this is deja vu and Sammy was down there for a brief period last year and then somehow scams Yahoo into giving him 8pts on the last day to move up to 4th or something, total Smith Ponzi Scheme. Josh on the other hand has his work cut out for him, Dunn's appendix was like rubbing salt on a wound that dates back to last year. Which Smith makes a move? Which stays in the Top 6? Will they have the same exact number of points each day all year? Man I hope so!

Josh Hamilton out for 2 months! Will his absence hurt the leader of the ChaP standings?

...we all know what happens when Joshy doesn't have to play ball!

Everything this kid touches turns to gold! 3rd place! April 12, 2011

Assdribble and Kendrick have a combines 8 HR's! He actually made a trade! Beckett looked like Game 6 in 2003! He has 3.5 closers! Can you say this is the face of a contender? I sure as sh!t can!

How many pitchers will this kid throw out there? April 11, 2011

Team Riz has made up 30 points since the debut of the blog so lets switch gears and highlight a guy who seems to be a lock for the league lead in awesomeness. How many pitchers will Pete throw? Will his ERA ever go above 3? Will he run out of innings by the All-Star break? Stay tuned!

The Till-Man, April 8th, 2011

The Sons of the South End actually gained 6.5 pts last night...but if you take some poop away from a pile of poop, it's still poop.

The Till-Man was a pickup start for the Sons as no starter has gone through 5 innings since last Saturday. Needless to say I was down innings, the game was on MLB network, Boo Yaaaaaa. Interesting fact about Tillman, he had the lowest Opponents Hitting Avg since Sept 1st, he also pitched a 6inning no-hitter his first time out against the Rays. What could go wrong? Right?

With a team ERA of 7.something, all I needed was an average start. With my luck still going strong he gave a hit up to the FIRST batter! Remember, he didn't give up anything in 6 innings! Austin Jackson of all people who usually looks like he is trying to hit a pinata! Needless to say it was the opposite of a no-hitter. But my streak of pitchers not getting into the 5th inning is still in tact!

The Till-Man 4.2inn/4K's/7.71era/1.71whip 7's were wild boys!

Honorable mention: Jayson Werth for trying to fake his way out of a HR for us by sliding head first into 3rd on a HR trot

Big Vern, April 7th, 2011

Big Vern got a spot start for the home team yesterday and really made it his job to shat all over his OF spot. I decided to sit Werth against Volstad as he was 1-20 lifetime against him. Big Vern came in a lifetime .290-something vs righties and Helickson was on the mound for the Rays. I figure why not...boy did I get a fart on my face.

I took a late lunch to watch Haren throw (have him in 2 leagues) and he was on from the start, so was Hellickson in the early innings but fizzled out in the 4th. Big Vern struck out 3 consecutive times, looking completely baffled about how to hit a baseball. Remember last year when he hit 50 HR's in the first 10 games? Yeah, that doesn't happen to me (FU McKenna). Big Vern's line

0/5 1 run, 3K's, 2 LOB

Honorable mention:

Ubaldo for going on the DL with a cut finger...come on

Dah!!

Yep, a blog is deserved for my team thus far. I set this up to highlight a player that went out of their way to stink the night before. This will be updated daily until my team (if they ever do) cross the 6th place threshold. Literally, since January NOTHING has gone right for me so I am starting to buy into a curse and I am going to run with it! Enjoy!